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These are Jamison Scott Knoblach's thoughts.

And for some odd reason he's showing you.

Created on 2005-08-05 12:25:02 (#7936401), last updated 2008-01-29

888 comments received, 689 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:Knoblach the Future™
Birthdate:1988-06-24
Location:Laceys Spring, Alabama, United States
Bio
Soooo....I am the amazing Knoblach. I'll be your king one day but for now you can call me Lord Knoblach. Thank you very much. Now, you might think I was a little conceited after reading that first line. But I'm not. Or maybe I am...who knows....

Who cares?

What I do know is this....

I love music. Blah blah, who doesn't.

I love video games.

I love reading.

Eh....here...I already typed this all out for myspace.

I am THE Jamison Scott Knoblach. I'm pretty shy at first, but when I get comfy I start being myself, True, I might act dumb then. But I can't always be serious, you know? I tend to pop my fingers alot..I probably need to stop. I might do random stuff just out of nowhere. So that's your warning. I won't apolgize. I cant stay in one spot for long. I have to be moving around. But, on the flip side, I can be absolutely completely boring. It all just depends on how I feel around you from one moment to the next. I freaking never have money, and I feel bad about it, But now I have a job, so hopefully that'll change. I hardly ever get mad...but when i do its becuase its something really serious. Or I hate you. I try my best not to annoy people, but I cant help it. I'm a person that is very laid back. I cant look people straight in the face. I have a pretty hard time doing that. It's not so bad once I get comfortable around you, though. I get really nervous on some occasions.

I'm Knoblach. Just another eighteen year old guy. Well...kind of. You'd just have to get to know me.

Ten bucks says your zipper has YKK written on it.

What do you think pornstars think about when they're 'performing' with strangers? It seems kind of depressing

Did you know I have an average body temperature of 100? I can get out of school almost any time I want. And if it's around 96 like normal people I really am sick.

I also steam if I'm sweating and it's cool out. Or if it's cold you can see little heat waves radiating off me. Pretty cool, I think. But you know...that's me.

The downside is I get hot VERY easily. But if you're cold I'm really SNUGGLY WARM! : D

And when I get older I'm so moving up north. Cause I love the winter months down here but they're just not enough.

My favorite colour is grey. But I LOVE the way dark red and black look together. Which is why I love the Anarchy symbol. But I'm not like...ANARCHY!!!NO RULES!!!!AAAAHHH!!!!

I really like taking pictures. If I get a few extra bucks I'll buy a disposable camera. I'm working now so maybe I'll finally be able to get a real camera.

"The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other guys die for theirs."

"I'm not in denial. I'm just very selective as to what parts of reality I accept."

You should listen to Waste by Smashmouth. It's freaking awesome.

I wholeheartedly believe I was born to take over the world. I just don't want to. Too lazy, you see?

Do not ever call me a liar. I very seldom lie. In fact, I'm actually quite blunt and truthful. Even if it offends you. Make sure it's not a mix-up or your own damn fault before you accuse me of anything.

Twice upon a time there was a boy who died. He lived happily ever after. But that's another chapter. One which we can't read from the grave.

Call me sometime...256-880-1193

Yeah...don't get close. I'll bring you down with me.

September's over. Life still sucks. Hit the snooze button.

Or, you could contact me on one of my many instant messengers.

AIM- Schizoknoblach

YHO- dak_hameei@yahoo.com

MSN - evillegomanbilly@hotmail.com

Don't want no one to ache. Oh, to be drunk and forgetful. To get out of this unscathed. Oh, to be free and inhuman. Some may say I love to play when the chance is there to take. Smashmouth.

He has no fear, he has no sense of shame. He will not stop until everyone, everywhere wants to learn his name. Knows if he ever even gets the chance, he'll sell his soul to make the monster dance. They can not hurt you unless you let them. Everclear.

I am worth $2,163,852 on HumanForSale.com


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